I have a cold.
I wrote the greatest fan-fiction story of all time.
Not yet.
Now.
The Greatest Fanfic of All Time
One day He-Man decided to tell Eternia to fuck off 'cause he was sick of wearing those pink pants when he was Prince Adam.
So anyways, he totally left and took a dump on Skeletors Snake Mountain as he flew away.
It was awsome.
He decided to live on Cybertron, because he thought it would be cool to have his own transforming robots, but then Prowl rolls up and he's like "Nuh uuuuuh. You have to go away dude." but it was cool, because Megaman came and blasted the shit out of him. There was blood and everything but I don't know why. Then He-Man and Megaman decided to chill and smoke a fatty.
"Dude, this is good shit. Haha. Whooo. But seriously, why does life exist man?" He-Man said, eloquintedly.
"Brrrt. I am a robot. I have no heart or feelings" Megaman replied. He-Man could see he was totally sad inside, despite being a robot with no SOUL.
"Dude, we're totally going to go find the Mother Brain to get you a soel."
"What about Samus? Bzzzt. I am a robot."
"Fuck that ho. She swiped my stash last time she stayed over."
So later they left and started their long adventure to Mother Brain. It's gonna be long, seriosly.
So here they are in this forest and Mario and Luigi came along for fun, cause they were banging Peach and Daisy and those hos were like sleeping and they were bored.
"Hey, it'sa us! Mario and Luigi!" Said Mario. "Here'sa some pizza and ravioli as rations!"
"Radical man. We'll need food for this radical journey. Did you tell Superman to meet us?"
"Yesa!"
"Kick ass. Superman is the man. He can totally fly us to the Mother Brain in like two seconds."
Then Superman came.
"Hey dudes, check it out, I brought my pal, Jimmy Olsen."
Everyone looked annoyed because Jimmy is a bitch.
"Hey guys! Thanks for letting me join the cool party!"
He-Man took Superman aside for a second to talk to him. Jimmy is too dumb to hear them. He was picking his ass.
"Dude, why did you bring that fuckhead? He's totally gonna blow the whole thing?" He-Man said.
"Chill dawg. He's cool."
"Dude, he's totally on sides with Hordak. I saw them kissing and shit."
"Naw man, that's not true."
"Ok but if he tries to kiss me I'm totally laying the smack down on his ass."
"Whatever."
Suddenly Luigi yelled something.
So they were walking down the yellow brick road and they find the Tin Man.
Megaman got all messed up.
"Brrrrrortototot. DADDY!"
"Dude, that's not your dad. That's some guy in makeup. He's a total pedophile." Superman pointed out.
"Yeah, but it's all good, cause the makeup is gonna give him cancer and shit."
Suddenly the Tin Man threw his axe at He-Man, but He-Man caught it cause he's badass. Then he threw it back at the Tin Man.
His head fell off in slow motion. It was badass.
"Oh no. He wasn't human at all. He was really Megamans dad. Shit."
Megaman ran away.
The group decided to keep going even though they were sad because Megaman left.
They found this place with some bricks and barrels and wuthout warning a CACODEMON floated out at them furiously, but it was all good because Doom guy had lent his shotgun to Jimmy Olson after they banged the other night.
BLAM! BLAM!
Fuck yeah!
The cacoacdenmon exploded into a billion pieces of rotting flesh and ten tons of blood fell everywhere. There were a few explosions and sparks.
"Jimmy, that was awsome dude."
"Thanks."
"Hey! Looka herea! It'sa warpa pipea!" Luigi and Mario said at the same time, because of their psychic powers.
They jumped in the warp pipe and it took them to Mother Brains.
He-Man was flexing his muscles.
Superman said something. This: "Hey let's do some stuff."
They used some guns and killed Mother Brain and took her soul but then they realised Megaman was gone so they put it in a jar and sold it on Ebay.
Later that day:
The guys were chilling smoking some fatties and drinking some booze.
"Dude that was awsome. I hope we have another adventure soon."
"Yeah, and next time we'll take the ho-train!"
"lol"
They all partied for the rest of the weekend.
Megaman found Dr.Light and killed him for not giving him a soul. Then he joined the guys and they laughed about it while being awsome.
The End?
Not yet.
Now.
The Greatest Fanfic of All Time
One day He-Man decided to tell Eternia to fuck off 'cause he was sick of wearing those pink pants when he was Prince Adam.
So anyways, he totally left and took a dump on Skeletors Snake Mountain as he flew away.
It was awsome.
He decided to live on Cybertron, because he thought it would be cool to have his own transforming robots, but then Prowl rolls up and he's like "Nuh uuuuuh. You have to go away dude." but it was cool, because Megaman came and blasted the shit out of him. There was blood and everything but I don't know why. Then He-Man and Megaman decided to chill and smoke a fatty.
"Dude, this is good shit. Haha. Whooo. But seriously, why does life exist man?" He-Man said, eloquintedly.
"Brrrt. I am a robot. I have no heart or feelings" Megaman replied. He-Man could see he was totally sad inside, despite being a robot with no SOUL.
"Dude, we're totally going to go find the Mother Brain to get you a soel."
"What about Samus? Bzzzt. I am a robot."
"Fuck that ho. She swiped my stash last time she stayed over."
So later they left and started their long adventure to Mother Brain. It's gonna be long, seriosly.
So here they are in this forest and Mario and Luigi came along for fun, cause they were banging Peach and Daisy and those hos were like sleeping and they were bored.
"Hey, it'sa us! Mario and Luigi!" Said Mario. "Here'sa some pizza and ravioli as rations!"
"Radical man. We'll need food for this radical journey. Did you tell Superman to meet us?"
"Yesa!"
"Kick ass. Superman is the man. He can totally fly us to the Mother Brain in like two seconds."
Then Superman came.
"Hey dudes, check it out, I brought my pal, Jimmy Olsen."
Everyone looked annoyed because Jimmy is a bitch.
"Hey guys! Thanks for letting me join the cool party!"
He-Man took Superman aside for a second to talk to him. Jimmy is too dumb to hear them. He was picking his ass.
"Dude, why did you bring that fuckhead? He's totally gonna blow the whole thing?" He-Man said.
"Chill dawg. He's cool."
"Dude, he's totally on sides with Hordak. I saw them kissing and shit."
"Naw man, that's not true."
"Ok but if he tries to kiss me I'm totally laying the smack down on his ass."
"Whatever."
Suddenly Luigi yelled something.
So they were walking down the yellow brick road and they find the Tin Man.
Megaman got all messed up.
"Brrrrrortototot. DADDY!"
"Dude, that's not your dad. That's some guy in makeup. He's a total pedophile." Superman pointed out.
"Yeah, but it's all good, cause the makeup is gonna give him cancer and shit."
Suddenly the Tin Man threw his axe at He-Man, but He-Man caught it cause he's badass. Then he threw it back at the Tin Man.
His head fell off in slow motion. It was badass.
"Oh no. He wasn't human at all. He was really Megamans dad. Shit."
Megaman ran away.
The group decided to keep going even though they were sad because Megaman left.
They found this place with some bricks and barrels and wuthout warning a CACODEMON floated out at them furiously, but it was all good because Doom guy had lent his shotgun to Jimmy Olson after they banged the other night.
BLAM! BLAM!
Fuck yeah!
The cacoacdenmon exploded into a billion pieces of rotting flesh and ten tons of blood fell everywhere. There were a few explosions and sparks.
"Jimmy, that was awsome dude."
"Thanks."
"Hey! Looka herea! It'sa warpa pipea!" Luigi and Mario said at the same time, because of their psychic powers.
They jumped in the warp pipe and it took them to Mother Brains.
He-Man was flexing his muscles.
Superman said something. This: "Hey let's do some stuff."
They used some guns and killed Mother Brain and took her soul but then they realised Megaman was gone so they put it in a jar and sold it on Ebay.
Later that day:
The guys were chilling smoking some fatties and drinking some booze.
"Dude that was awsome. I hope we have another adventure soon."
"Yeah, and next time we'll take the ho-train!"
"lol"
They all partied for the rest of the weekend.
Megaman found Dr.Light and killed him for not giving him a soul. Then he joined the guys and they laughed about it while being awsome.
The End?
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