I'm so bored I think I'll kill for sport.

I've been indoors for quite a while now, sitting around, fooling myself into thinking I accomplished something by getting a new job.
Actually, that's pretty good.
I ate some chicken today. That's pretty exciting.
What a great use of the Internet this is.

I'll write a poem to validate the existence of this retarded website.

Mika Bo Bee
Look, that dog is pee
ing
Sometimes I am awsome
Like Super Powered ants
ome
Poems are great
But not when I write them and ate
pizza