This just in: Boobs infinitely more popular than classic literature

I should have assumed that pictures of fat mammaries would get me my first comments.
And actually, I did.
Case closed.

I found another good use for blogs.
They make you realize that exciting new things don't actually happen to you very often.
I think the best way to make up for this is to just fake it.
I was deep in thought over the subject when suddenly my doorbell rang.
It was my girlfriend Angelina Jolie. She decided to come over and surprise me!
Yay!
She had just got undressed when without warning a band of Nazi Ninja Zombie Robots burst through the windows, irritating me and causing me to demolish them with mad skillz while Angie (she let's me call her that) was bouncing up and down excitedly.
All in all a pretty dull day. Hopefully something great will happen tomorrow. I'll keep you posted.